when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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