There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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