Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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