I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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