A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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