I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Terrible idea I love it
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize