I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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