I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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