I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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