do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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