no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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