At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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