he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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