I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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Houston, we have a blender
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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