if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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