ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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