Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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