is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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