I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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