Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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