i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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