I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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