hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I see more hoeing in ur future
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