Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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