Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I think people are normalizing furries
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