Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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