her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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