Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
