It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just had sex on a roof
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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