a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants