Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Don't tell me you're on acid again