i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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