apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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