so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i think my mom watched the whole time
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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