Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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