OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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