We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.