just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I am morally bankrupt
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"