i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis