He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?