At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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