i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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