How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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