just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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