There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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