I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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