Umm I'm too high to move.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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