I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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