im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
thus making me awesome and them whores
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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