I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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