There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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