im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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