Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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