Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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