It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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