oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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