just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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