I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Someone came in the potted fern
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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