I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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