Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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