jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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