If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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