I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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