There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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